...at least the toddlers under my watch.
Bumper Baskets
Place laundry baskets over heads and continue to walk into each other.
Buttons
Push every button on the TV and VCR over and over again until finally the menu instructions are stuck in Spanish mode.
Kitty Feeding
Requires handful after handful of cat kibble to be rubbed into the living room carpet
Crayon Peeling
No further instruction required
Fruit Punch Sprinkler
Be sure to use "Spill Proof" toddler cups (keep in mind that there is actually no such thing). Shake cup vigorously until specks of red juice sprinkle the carpet. A variation of this game is to suck a mouth full of juice into mouth and then spit it on the carpet
Sticky Fingers
Rub hands all over a 42" Plasma. Make this game more interesting by playing it on those runny noses days
What's in Here?
When unsupervised for mere seconds, empty contents of someone's purse. The winner of this game is the toddler who first finds and empties the wallet also.
and last but not least...
The Crying Game
...cause apparently crying is contagious
Oh, my kids play these fun games too. I especially like rubbing snotty fingers on things.
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Fun times.
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hahaha that's awesome. Don't forget the pulling the leaves off the plants game. But, maybe that's just a game here because my place isn't at all toddler proof.
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